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Post by Dingo on Aug 18, 2008 3:13:21 GMT 8
from time to time when we are hungry, we tend to whip up something that sounds may even look preety disgusting (sometimes surprisingly tasty), well heres where we put down our mad ideas!
dingo pasta salad i was desperately hungry, if i didnt come up with something ill b starving for the rest of the night, also i had only 10 minutes to prepare and eat
ingredients: cold pasta with onions (size doesnt matter here) salad cream or caesar salad dressing (you are basically safe with anything white thus mayo is also ok) mustard hard boiled egg yokes (mum made some dish that only required egg whites, she kept the egg yokesdunno y) IF you are reli adventorus try raw eggs
bash up the egg yokes
mix the mustard(dont put alot) and mayo/salad cream/caesar sauce together
put egg yokes into salad dressing
mix the whole thing into the pasta
cold or raw meat can also give it an extra flavor sometimes
start eating
CAUTION! : Do NOT attempt the above if you have a weak digestion
ALSO ONLY ATTEMPT THIS IF DESPERATELY HUNGRY OR IN A BAD HURRY, I WAS GOING TO LANTAU FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS AND IF I HADN'T EATEN I WONT GET TO EAT UNTIL 12 MIDNIGHT THAT NIGHT! HONEST! I HAD THE INGREDIENTS BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL LEFT OVERS
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GruntGuy
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Post by GruntGuy on Aug 19, 2008 7:03:37 GMT 8
And that, my friend, sounds delightful. Could be something I could learn to make while I'm at uni... ...or I could just starve. That might be better
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Post by Goliath on Aug 26, 2008 8:43:10 GMT 8
Bread-and-cheese-and-vegetable-less burgers:
1) Find a cow. 2) Kill it to death. 3) Eat it.
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Post by Dingo on Aug 26, 2008 10:55:39 GMT 8
Bread-and-cheese-and-vegetable-less burgers: 1) Find a cow. 2) Kill it to death. 3) Eat it. you forgot to cook it ================================================== my grandad during mid autumn festival always had a somewhat strange way of enjoying mooncakes-- he invented the moon cake sandwich?! basically get a slice of mooncake and stick it between 2 pieces of bread, havent tried it yet mum says its yummy... personally i find it a tad dodgy
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Post by Goliath on Aug 26, 2008 23:02:27 GMT 8
Bread-and-cheese-and-vegetable-less burgers: 1) Find a cow. 2) Kill it to death. 3) Eat it. you forgot to cook it I don't need to cook it. That takes too long.
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Post by woozie on Aug 27, 2008 0:26:38 GMT 8
just put it inside a microwave
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Post by milkkart on Aug 27, 2008 1:36:31 GMT 8
stuff it with explosive. that was you dont even need to chew it, just scrape it up and swallow.
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Post by Dingo on Aug 27, 2008 11:10:54 GMT 8
The Matrix Letter pasta 3 well beaten eggs chicken powder
boil just enough water to cook all the pasta
throw in chicken powder (thats basically all ur taste reli)
pour in beaten eggs
keep stiring until eggs are cooked
concoction should froth and thicken
serve the thing
you will be wondering why its called the matrix by now as it has got nothing to do with dodging bullets or even uber martial arts...
watch the movie and take a good look at the gunk neo eats, looks a bit like oat meal but i can say oat meal looks alot more appietizing
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Post by milkkart on Aug 27, 2008 12:54:12 GMT 8
Random Ramen instant ramen noodles whatever flavourings you find 1. cook noodles 2. add a flavouring 3. taste it, if its good then proceed to 4. if not goto 2. 4. OMNOMNOM 5. ?? 6. profit
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Post by Dingo on Aug 27, 2008 16:03:31 GMT 8
hmm... doesnt sound disgusting or crazy dude...
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Post by milkkart on Aug 27, 2008 22:41:31 GMT 8
well that depends on what you use for flavouring...
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Post by Dingo on Aug 28, 2008 1:10:17 GMT 8
i call this a protien pack as its basically a packet of protien...
3 beaten eggs (add a dash of milk)
small portion of minced beef
some rice(put in some butter as well)
spring onion
(other leftover meat/ veg anything)
fry spring onion
fry rice and beef (lightly)
pour in the eggs
turn it into an omletey thing if possible
sounds weird but trust me taste great and is quite filling
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Post by GruntGuy on Sept 3, 2008 8:25:11 GMT 8
The 'lightweight' meal
1) Open mouth 2) Close mouth 3) Swallow
Do this 5 times at every meal time for 14 days for interesting effects.
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Post by xurbit on Oct 6, 2008 7:41:44 GMT 8
Wanna try some interesting food? I was experimenting with my cousin over here in the US and since were pretty big familly we used: > 4 Mince Beef Pack (Brand: Any dosen't matter as long as you like the test of it.) > 3 Different Types of Cheese, (Mozzarella, Cheddar, Pa mason) Other cheeses may be added different flavor. > Party Size Foil trays, you know of those servings you get a party with cute mini hotdogs. > 3 packs of plain pasta Macaroni ;D ----------- The Idea: Have at least two layers with mac on the bottom of the tray, in the middle a layer of cheese and beef and mac on the top again to start a new layer. Like a sandwich idea. ----------- Note: Sorry my instructions are pretty brief. ;D Dish for Macaroni & Cheese with beef. 1) First get minced beef 2-4, open it, chop it up and season it with salt pepper, black pepper (your choice of seasons) 2) Cook beef until the texture is good enough for you, (time may vary) obviously use a fraying pan. 3) Boil Mac, you may have to boil more then once if your using more then one pack. 4) If Beef is prop cooked, turn off fire, if gets to cold re-heat by frying pan or microwave. 5) When mac is the texture you want, take off fire, place into the foil, sprinkle cheese & beef, and re heat anouther pack of mac and do the same process again. (depends on how many layers you want, the more layer you have the more layers it will take to cook through.) Optional Choice
For best results do not put cheese on the 1st layer. It just melt and burnt, unless your lucky it will still be melted. (Highly doubt it.) So instead of putting cheese put the 1st layer with mince beef. 6) After you have placed your mac with cheese and beef for each layer, its time to put this baby into the oven. Depending how much layer your going to have time will vary. As I said before more layers = more time took cook through, less layers = less time to cook through. Pretty simple. I used about 3 layers, and was surprisingly gooooooooood......
for 3 Layers = put in oven for about 30-45 mins (maybe an extra 20 mins if still not cook through)
for 4 layers = 45-50 mins (maybe, put it in longer.)
for 5 layers = 50 mins - 1hr
and so fourth...7) Wala you have made your very own simple Mac & cheese with beef that uses 3 different types of cheese, a lot of pasta and meet. Outstanding, this is perfect for family events, clan events IE (Poker Night or something ) High in fat & Salt Good in Calcium Good in Protein And absolute awesome even more when your drunk as a cow. Drinking coke, taking in salt is my cure of trying to get over it. I hope you guys like this recipe, I see if I can dig up some more, apparently we did Beef stuff peppers and that was good. xD Xt
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Post by malavern on Oct 6, 2008 8:43:08 GMT 8
sounds like a type of mac and cheese "lasagna"
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Dingo
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Post by Dingo on Oct 6, 2008 16:28:15 GMT 8
hmm.. takes a bit too long to cook, will try it if i have time
or
bun cheese meat paddy bacon fried onion bun fried mushrooms meat paddy pickles fried egg bacon bun
it should be something like that it was called the breakfast heart attack kept the inventor who was massive, full for 2 whole days
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Post by xurbit on Oct 7, 2008 6:04:12 GMT 8
True it could just be a typical Mac and Cheese, but do typical Mac & Cheese have 3-5 layers with cheese and beef? Besides you can add whatever that suits you, we did one that was just Mac & Cheese with beef. Whilst we did one with lots of salami and spice. Pretty interesting taste thou. EXPERIMENT WITH FLAVORS!! ;D Sorry I've been watching Ratatouille to much...hahaha ><" Xt
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Post by malavern on Oct 7, 2008 8:07:28 GMT 8
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Anyways... i tried it out last night... well more like my helper made it, and i ate it.... damn is it good...
nice one Xurbit! 2 thumbs + 2 big toes up!!
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Post by Dingo on Oct 7, 2008 11:59:00 GMT 8
in one go ?!?!?!
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Post by xurbit on Oct 7, 2008 17:04:09 GMT 8
Indeed, glad you like my recipe! ;D, what did you use? besides Mac & Cheese , did you use any spices? Or different types of meat? Cheers for the thumps but why do I need toes? lol As long as I get a thumps I'm glad and happy you like it. I def try to bring in more recipes if I can get it out of my cousin. Xt
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Post by Dingo on Dec 12, 2008 2:48:08 GMT 8
Dingo's stomach gas killer
2 spoonfuls of chinese chilli sauce from gualin
1 pack of thai tom yum gung soup powder
3 spoonfuls of chilli powders
3 spoonfuls of random chilli stuff
boil water, dunk everything in.
drink about a mug in one go
start pumpin out the gas
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