Post by malavern on Apr 29, 2007 18:43:00 GMT 8
> Bathroom graffiti - 01
> -----------------------------
> Here I lie in stinky vapor,
> Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
> Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
> Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 02
> ----------------------------
> I came here
> To shit and stink,
> But all I do
> Is sit and think.
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 03
> -----------------------------
> Some come here to sit and think,
> Some come here to shit and stink,
> But I come here to scratch my balls,
> And read the bullshit on the walls.
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 04
> ----------------------------
> (Written high upon the wall)
> If you can piss above this line,...
> the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you.
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 05
> ----------------------------
> (Sign posted in a bathroom)
> We aim to please!
> You aim too! Please!
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 06
> -----------------------------
> (Seen above a urinal)
> Please do not throw cigarette butts in our
> urinal.
> We don't piss in your ashtrays!
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 07
> -----------------------------
> Scratched into the paint of the
> condom-dispensing machine were
> these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like
> rubber."
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 08
> ----------------------------
> (On the inside of a toilet door)
> Patrons are requested to remain seated
> throughout the entire performance
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 09
> ----------------------------
> "$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing
> down into the toilet)
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 10
> ----------------------------
> (A sign I saw at a swimming pool once)
> We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee
> in our pool!
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 11
> -----------------------------
> (Another sign seen at a swimming pool)
> Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it.
> Please keep it that way.
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 12
> -----------------------------
> (In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant)
> It takes the human body about 24 hours to
> turn good food into shit.
> It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 13
> -----------------------------
> (Sign seen at a restaurant)
> The hands that clean these toilets also make
> your food......... please aim properly.
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 14
> -----------------------------
> (Here's one seen above a urinal)
> look up
> look up
> [even higher on the wall]
> keep looking up
> [on the ceiling]
> Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 15
> ----------------------------
> (Written above a urinal)
> Why are you looking up here ? Are you ashamed of
> it?
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 16
> ----------------------------
> Some people come here to take a shit, I come here
> to leave one.
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 17
> ------------------------------
> Here I sit so broken hearted
> Tried to shit but only farted
> How much longer must I linger
> before I have to use my finger
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 18
> ------------------------------
> Eat shit, 2 hundred billion flies can't be wrong (added by Hixy 2003)
> -----------------------------
> Here I lie in stinky vapor,
> Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
> Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
> Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 02
> ----------------------------
> I came here
> To shit and stink,
> But all I do
> Is sit and think.
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 03
> -----------------------------
> Some come here to sit and think,
> Some come here to shit and stink,
> But I come here to scratch my balls,
> And read the bullshit on the walls.
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 04
> ----------------------------
> (Written high upon the wall)
> If you can piss above this line,...
> the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you.
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 05
> ----------------------------
> (Sign posted in a bathroom)
> We aim to please!
> You aim too! Please!
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 06
> -----------------------------
> (Seen above a urinal)
> Please do not throw cigarette butts in our
> urinal.
> We don't piss in your ashtrays!
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 07
> -----------------------------
> Scratched into the paint of the
> condom-dispensing machine were
> these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like
> rubber."
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 08
> ----------------------------
> (On the inside of a toilet door)
> Patrons are requested to remain seated
> throughout the entire performance
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 09
> ----------------------------
> "$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing
> down into the toilet)
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 10
> ----------------------------
> (A sign I saw at a swimming pool once)
> We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee
> in our pool!
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 11
> -----------------------------
> (Another sign seen at a swimming pool)
> Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it.
> Please keep it that way.
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 12
> -----------------------------
> (In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant)
> It takes the human body about 24 hours to
> turn good food into shit.
> It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 13
> -----------------------------
> (Sign seen at a restaurant)
> The hands that clean these toilets also make
> your food......... please aim properly.
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 14
> -----------------------------
> (Here's one seen above a urinal)
> look up
> look up
> [even higher on the wall]
> keep looking up
> [on the ceiling]
> Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 15
> ----------------------------
> (Written above a urinal)
> Why are you looking up here ? Are you ashamed of
> it?
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 16
> ----------------------------
> Some people come here to take a shit, I come here
> to leave one.
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 17
> ------------------------------
> Here I sit so broken hearted
> Tried to shit but only farted
> How much longer must I linger
> before I have to use my finger
>
> Bathroom graffiti - 18
> ------------------------------
> Eat shit, 2 hundred billion flies can't be wrong (added by Hixy 2003)