Goliath
Gunnery Segeant
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Post by Goliath on Jul 16, 2007 22:04:41 GMT 8
I was bored at work, so I cracked open Photoshop CS2 and got to work. I want to do a picture of everyone here so I can then make an awesome collection of "Profile" pictures. So please, if you're not here, or want a different pic, Send me a pic of decent size and quality so I might pimptacularly coolificationalise it. Preferably an action pic, good res (please, makes it look nicer) and not blurry. Email: plasticvicar(at)gmail(dot)com Me with M9-M203 Woozie with M4 Tom with M16 SK8S with AUGRIS Fragger56 with P90 Uhm, this guy with Hicapa Glass-arm with MP5 Al with AK-Beta Uh... Noa with AUGRIS Dead2k1 with AK74m You can send more than one pic, if you like, 'tis a free service, and only takes a few minutes. Hell, if you just have an awesome picture you want Pleasantvilled, send it! Let's try for an Airsofting Calendar!
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Post by Ferox on Jul 17, 2007 19:41:53 GMT 8
Sent a few more, these look really cool.
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Goliath
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Post by Goliath on Jul 17, 2007 20:51:13 GMT 8
I did 46 at work today. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY bored. Yon on Stairs in his Miami Heat Gangsta loadout Yon's Brother sneaking into a drug smuggling ring Yon testing the latest in Ingram Technology Yon and FC bump into each other Xurbit has an XM8. You wish you were this cool. He has a shotgun now. And you have a camera. We both know who wins. Xurbit the Half Life HECU marine. I forgot his name, but I don't care cos his XM8 is ugly as sin. Spot the tibs! It's harder than it looks. Tibs in firefight with MP5, tactical leaning in acton! Tibs gets an upgrade! Rifle time. Pest checks a doorway. The Tan comes out nearly white in this photo. Wierd.
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Goliath
Gunnery Segeant
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Post by Goliath on Jul 17, 2007 21:06:23 GMT 8
Riot and P90 behind a police van. The Van was tragically unable to outrun Riot and was subsequently pelted with more bbs than is sensible. P90 in arty pose. Riot and P90, before the P90 became RISificated. No, that cow. Twenty bucks says that it falls over if I shoot it. Noa's new camoflague system was very compact and provided a nice breeze, but several design flaws became apparent as the day progressed. Noa and Xurbit hold the room against the crushing onslaught of a herd of labrador puppies. Noa And SK8S use their convinient vantage point to have a brief chat. Perhaps about the neo-political effects of songwriting on the economy of Tibet. Noa and George defend the doorway from the nasty railings - they tried to steal the doorway's shoes. Some wierd fat git prepares to run through a doorway with a UMP. Malavern does his Matrix loadout, sans trenchcoat. Ferox and his new husband get aquianted. Jimmeh appears to be puzzled by the tree branch blocking his path.
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Post by pestexterminator on Jul 17, 2007 21:09:07 GMT 8
nice Job - i never imagined anyone would be that bored, but i guess havin a hobby isn't a bad thing - Keep it Up man!!
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Goliath
Gunnery Segeant
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Post by Goliath on Jul 17, 2007 21:13:08 GMT 8
I will end you and all that you love. Fear not brothers! Do not mourn for me, for I have lived as few men dare to dream! Ferox and his other new husband get acquainted. Groupie! With SPAS-12 for added awesome! Groupie Ocelot, with M870. Not quite as awesome. One of the FTG guys. One of the other FTG guys. Fludblud shows off the latest in squatting technology. Fludblud and SPAS-12. New rule: SPAS-12 + anything = Win. Fludblud has tamed the mighty stairs. FC does his terrorist thing. FC calmly deals with a small bush that was blocking the otherwise lovely view.
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Goliath
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Post by Goliath on Jul 17, 2007 21:19:18 GMT 8
Capt B borrows Fludblud's pistol. New new rule: 90two + anything = win. Dead2k1 chuckles at your petty little human problems, for he is actually a robot. Damn and Blast! Rain, the robot's one true enemy! Although the camoflague was very effective, the gun was not. Possibly because of the bright pink band on it. Arclight does not like the stairs. Why? They stole his feet. Arclight does not like the barrels. Why? They are actually made of tyres. Blueman and M249. Blueman and M249 again. This face is the result of eleventy billion tranquilizers. I have two knives. gb2/b/ lurk moar
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Post by Noa on Jul 18, 2007 0:01:57 GMT 8
Riot's P90 behind a police van. Tragically, the van died of terror at the horrific P90 mods. Ohnoes! The p90 has spotted you! Don't look at it, or your eyeballs will explode in pure horror at the RIS-overload! Riot and P90, before the P90 became ugly with RIS. Keep your comments to yourself. Insulting another person's guns are like insulting the person him/herself. Forum rule No. 4: Treat other's the way you want to be treated. So BE NICE. Your cynical comments are fun, sure, but aim it to someone else. You can find some guns ugly as sin. But I or her or us don't need to know that and have you repeating it each and every time. Keep your comments to yourself.
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Post by malavern on Jul 18, 2007 0:41:36 GMT 8
i agree with Noa!
Great manips though
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Goliath
Gunnery Segeant
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Post by Goliath on Jul 18, 2007 0:53:34 GMT 8
Apologies. Fixed.
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Post by Fightingcock on Jul 18, 2007 11:11:30 GMT 8
lol... nice work. although... ACU... does not work with this effect... ;D FC
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Post by pestexterminator on Jul 18, 2007 18:42:43 GMT 8
Yo Goliath, could u try this one - mite be challenging with the grass in front and stuff - but this one could turn out great
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Goliath
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Post by Goliath on Jul 18, 2007 23:18:17 GMT 8
Did another 38 today... need sleep. More Xurbit, with added M4. Two Xurbits for the price of one. Woozie hiding in a ditch. Woozie not hiding in a ditch. Viv's first try at tactical hand-signals. Tom and another person prepare for an attack. Andrew pulling an impressive tactical lean. SUPRISE! BUTTSECHS!!!! Malavern isn't in the forest, he is the forest. P90 sniping. I just tried to pet the kitty, but it doesn't like me very much. (Hope he gets better soon.) OH MY GOD A NUDIST BEACH ON TOP OF MT DAVIS. I don't see anything, do you? Noa and tibs. Noa has a machine gun. Ho Ho ho. It's a tad overgrown. Y helo thar. New york reloads am teh funnest. Fludblud can fire lasers from his head NO ONE IS SAFE. I seeeeeeee yooooooou. When people get hurt they cry as hard as they can, but I don't give a toss, cos I'm the ambulance man. Four people on one doorway, for those times you really want to feel secure. Let's hope the OPFOR haven't got RPGs, that PoPo van is a BIG target. Now, you see that guy? He owes me money. You can shoot him. Al does the traditional happy dance time party style bebop. This pic shows how fat I was. I've lost 10 KG since then, no kidding. You know why I'm smiling? I found your spawn-site, and by 'found' I mean 'killed everyone inside and ate them'. I am not here. What is 'here', anyway? Isn't it just 'there' without a 't'? I smile, because I am happy. I am happy, because I have kitten in my backpack, and it is am are be cutest. Aw. Fire Team Charlie puts down some hurt on those bastard shrubs. Ferox likes tyres, because tyres like Ferox. ACU only seems to work when everything else is black and white. Hello, we'd like to talk to you about Jesus. Aha! I am safe from the evil space bunnies inside my indestructable bin-dome. Once you put the camera away, I'm going to eat your face. Hey, is that the nudist beach? Redid this one. And this one too.
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Goliath
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Post by Goliath on Jul 19, 2007 21:57:02 GMT 8
Only 9 today. Ran out of images to do. SEND MORE! In soviet russia, AK suits YOU! This is my door. I will die for this door. It is mine. Not yours. I am hide in bush lol. Lol hide in bush am fail. I am hide in open lol. I am 1337357 future warrior lol. Nope, he's screaming, not crying. You owe me $50. I'm only here 'cos I'm having an affair with the gun, you know. Look, look, look, as hard as you can, you can't see me, I'm a motherfucking sniper. Now squeal like a piggy. Yeah, then I stuck my gun in the chicken, and he made a face like THIS.
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Post by malavern on Jul 19, 2007 22:45:22 GMT 8
rofl, very nice Goliath.. Thanks for the comments too! Hilarious!!
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Post by Noa on Jul 20, 2007 2:07:06 GMT 8
Only 9 today. Ran out of images to do. SEND MORE! Lots in our wargame reports
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Post by woozie on Jul 20, 2007 17:38:24 GMT 8
can you photoshop the finger disipline of that fine lady please?
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GruntGuy
Lance Corporal
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Post by GruntGuy on Jul 20, 2007 18:52:53 GMT 8
these are awesome mike. I'll see if i can dig up some of me for you to do
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Post by Magiaz on Jul 20, 2007 18:55:46 GMT 8
Uhm, this guy with Hicapa ---> Me.
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Post by fludblud on Jul 20, 2007 19:02:52 GMT 8
yeah thats right, PH34R M4H H34D L4ZER
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Post by Fightingcock on Jul 21, 2007 1:25:49 GMT 8
omg... to many pics on 1 page... lol tis like... open thread... go make coffee... lunch... and prep meat for dinner... hang laundry... polish shoes... and watch a movie... come back later... pics still loading... lol anyways... going to have to liberate a few of this... for my first music vid... ;D and request a few more. FC
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Post by Noa on Jul 21, 2007 1:46:32 GMT 8
Your work is much appreciated!
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Goliath
Gunnery Segeant
Argh.
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Post by Goliath on Jul 23, 2007 21:58:34 GMT 8
Did a fwe more today. NEED MOAR pics. Redid this one. Is nice. Alas, poor Davis, I knew it well. Boycott PFI - it's their fault Davis is now off limits. Seriously, go to Armed Forces and watch the video showing the two PFI models SHOOTING CANS ON PRIVATE PROPERTY WITH NO EYE PROTECTION OR TRIGGER SAFETY OR CONSIDERATION OR INTELLEGENCE BEYOND THAT OF A RETARDED DUNG BEETLE. I am teh hides lol.
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GruntGuy
Lance Corporal
Oh cock.
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Post by GruntGuy on Jul 23, 2007 22:28:52 GMT 8
Nice!! Thanks man
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Post by malavern on Jul 24, 2007 1:24:08 GMT 8
very nice!
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